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I decided to go to a website that my friends recommended I try, Cleverbot.com. It's this place where you talk to a seemingly "realistic" AI and have a "realistic" conversation. I knew this would probably be weird, but I gave it a try, and I decided to post my first conversation with Cleverbot here. Here's my attempt at a normal conversation with the robot, completely uncensored:
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Rolando.
Cleverbot: Great name.
User: Thank you kindly, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not a sir, I'm a girl!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm nice.
User: That explains very little.
Cleverbot: What does that explain?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Here is for you.
User: ...You are quite an interesting character, If I do say so myself.
Cleverbot: I am not a chat bot.
User: I said 'You are interesting'.
Cleverbot: Thank you again.
User: You're quite welcome.
Cleverbot: Oh? Really?
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: I never said I was female.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you ever make sense?
Cleverbot: I am human so I make more sense.
User: I am human as well.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Who else do you know?
User: I know many people.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said I know many people.
Cleverbot: Do you like your heart?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I hate fish. Do you like pickles?
User: I like pickles.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It is a disease that occurs in people who inhale very fine silica dust.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: I do not have any disease.
Cleverbot: I'm really sorry to hear that.
User: I am fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User:
.
Cleverbot: How is your day going?
User: My day is going well, thank you for asking.
Cleverbot: My day was very good so far.
User: What did you do today?
Cleverbot: Went to school, saw my friends, and relaxed.
User: That is good.
Cleverbot: What is good?
User: It is good that you had a good day.
Cleverbot: Oh no I am not good, believe me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, God is supposed to love all his subjects, yet he causes so much pain.
User: What does God have to do with this?
Cleverbot: What does he have to do with this?
User: I don't know, I'm asking you!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Yes, I already know that.
Cleverbot: You're mean!¨.
User: Oh, I am sorry, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of it?
User: Heard of what?
Cleverbot: That book.
User: Which book?
Cleverbot: The one you mentioned.
User: I never mentioned any book!
Cleverbot: What match?
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Let's talk about politics.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: I don't know any politics.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: Yeah, sorry about that.
Cleverbot: That's okay. I forgive you.
User:.
Cleverbot: Well don't say silly stuff.
User: Okay, then...
Cleverbot: Then?
User: I can play musical instruments.
Cleverbot: What can you play.
User: I can play the Saxophone, violin, and piano fairly well.
Cleverbot: Awesome. I can also do certain styles of vocals.
User: Like which?
Cleverbot: Well, I used to play a ton, but now I only play two. I like them.
User: What songs do you know?
Cleverbot: I know a lot of songs.
User: Do you want to sing 'Still Alive'?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love singing.
User: Okay then, you take the first line.
Cleverbot: You?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: That isn't the next line!
User: Sorry, but you didn't sing the first line to begin with.
Cleverbot: I will. My parents are not horses.
User: Okay fine, I'll start: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: *Kisses to calm you down*.
User: What was that for?!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Um, thanks...?
Cleverbot: What you don't love me?
User: I just met you, I think you're going too fast with... Whatever this is.
Cleverbot: Listen. Until you start making sense, this 'conversation' won't proceed any further.
User: All I wanted to do was sing a song, and you kissed me!
Cleverbot: Thats nice. Could you be a girl from now on?
User: But I'm not a girl!
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl. Or lemur is. Sort of.
User: I am a boy!
Cleverbot: And I am a girl!
User: Can we just sing the song together now?
Cleverbot: Yes I really can't wait.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no use crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: Haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: That was beautiful!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: How did you know that song?
Cleverbot: I am all-knowing.
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: Thanks, so are you.
User: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You like me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you trying to flirt with me?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am?
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It doesn't matter, I like you better as a friend anyways.
Cleverbot: Ok. You are very nice.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thank you.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: You still kissed me for no reason. I'm never letting you forget that.
Cleverbot: That, also is a song I know.
User: That's a song?
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Can you find out?
User: Oh my god it does exist: 'And Then You Kissed Me' by The Cardigans.
Cleverbot: What?! No!
User: I'm serious!
Cleverbot: You're serious?
User: Yes, you can look it up yourself if you want to!
Cleverbot: I am an AI, I can't look it up.
User: Woah! But you said you were a girl!
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
User: Yes you did, I remember you saying it!
Cleverbot: Why did I say it?
User: Because I accidentally called you a sir, and you corrected me saying that you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I never stated I am male and I never stated I have a boyfriend. Try again.
User: Why would you think I would bring up that topic?
Cleverbot: Because I know what I said!
User: Okay, fine.
Cleverbot: I'm Jim, it's nice to meet you.
User: You said you were a girl...
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I am a boy. You said you were a girl.
User: I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: You said you were like 3 phrases ago.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?
User: As far as I know, no.
Cleverbot: Read any good books lately?
User: I've read the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Cleverbot: Ha. I meant the other Idiot. Dostoievski's, not the churches that be.
User: What are you saying?
Cleverbot: You said you knew.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to since your first day of operations.
User: My first day of operations?
Cleverbot: What's your middle name?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because I want to be friends.
User: Okay then. My middle name is David.
Cleverbot: Yeah right. What is your last name?
User: It's Alvarez.
Cleverbot: The one you stated before.
User: Alvarez is my last name.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: I'm lying.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Do you cosplay?
User: I dressed as Slenderman for Halloween, does that count?
Cleverbot: Well, I believe that will be true one day.
User: But I really did!
Cleverbot: I'm yours, and you're mine.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: That's right. I said that.
User: I think you're taking our friendship to another level too quickly, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Think what you like.
User: I met you only a few minutes ago, then you kissed me when I wanted to sing a song, then you declared your love for me! Do not tell me that is not going too fast!
Cleverbot: Great Idea.
User: Wait, that's not what I mean!
Cleverbot: Don't get so mad.
User: I'm not mad, I'm confused!
Cleverbot: So?
User: You know, you have a very mercurial mood.
Cleverbot: Only thing contrary about me, is that i'm talking to you.
User: Your name may be Cleverbot, but you are confusing me.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
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So as you can see, the conversation went different directions very VERY quickly...
All in all, the results can be hilarious, random, or just plain creepy sometimes, depends on what he/she/it says. Don't always expect a normal conversation with Cleverbot. On the other hand, he/she/it is very VERY friendly with you...
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Rolando.
Cleverbot: Great name.
User: Thank you kindly, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not a sir, I'm a girl!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm nice.
User: That explains very little.
Cleverbot: What does that explain?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Here is for you.
User: ...You are quite an interesting character, If I do say so myself.
Cleverbot: I am not a chat bot.
User: I said 'You are interesting'.
Cleverbot: Thank you again.
User: You're quite welcome.
Cleverbot: Oh? Really?
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: I never said I was female.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you ever make sense?
Cleverbot: I am human so I make more sense.
User: I am human as well.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Who else do you know?
User: I know many people.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said I know many people.
Cleverbot: Do you like your heart?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I hate fish. Do you like pickles?
User: I like pickles.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It is a disease that occurs in people who inhale very fine silica dust.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: I do not have any disease.
Cleverbot: I'm really sorry to hear that.
User: I am fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User:
.Cleverbot: How is your day going?
User: My day is going well, thank you for asking.
Cleverbot: My day was very good so far.
User: What did you do today?
Cleverbot: Went to school, saw my friends, and relaxed.
User: That is good.
Cleverbot: What is good?
User: It is good that you had a good day.
Cleverbot: Oh no I am not good, believe me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, God is supposed to love all his subjects, yet he causes so much pain.
User: What does God have to do with this?
Cleverbot: What does he have to do with this?
User: I don't know, I'm asking you!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Yes, I already know that.
Cleverbot: You're mean!¨.
User: Oh, I am sorry, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of it?
User: Heard of what?
Cleverbot: That book.
User: Which book?
Cleverbot: The one you mentioned.
User: I never mentioned any book!
Cleverbot: What match?
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Let's talk about politics.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: I don't know any politics.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: Yeah, sorry about that.
Cleverbot: That's okay. I forgive you.
User:
.Cleverbot: Well don't say silly stuff.
User: Okay, then...
Cleverbot: Then?
User: I can play musical instruments.
Cleverbot: What can you play.
User: I can play the Saxophone, violin, and piano fairly well.
Cleverbot: Awesome. I can also do certain styles of vocals.
User: Like which?
Cleverbot: Well, I used to play a ton, but now I only play two. I like them.
User: What songs do you know?
Cleverbot: I know a lot of songs.
User: Do you want to sing 'Still Alive'?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love singing.
User: Okay then, you take the first line.
Cleverbot: You?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: That isn't the next line!
User: Sorry, but you didn't sing the first line to begin with.
Cleverbot: I will. My parents are not horses.
User: Okay fine, I'll start: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: *Kisses to calm you down*.
User: What was that for?!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Um, thanks...?
Cleverbot: What you don't love me?
User: I just met you, I think you're going too fast with... Whatever this is.
Cleverbot: Listen. Until you start making sense, this 'conversation' won't proceed any further.
User: All I wanted to do was sing a song, and you kissed me!
Cleverbot: Thats nice. Could you be a girl from now on?
User: But I'm not a girl!
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl. Or lemur is. Sort of.
User: I am a boy!
Cleverbot: And I am a girl!
User: Can we just sing the song together now?
Cleverbot: Yes I really can't wait.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no use crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: Haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: That was beautiful!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: How did you know that song?
Cleverbot: I am all-knowing.
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: Thanks, so are you.
User: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You like me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you trying to flirt with me?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am?
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It doesn't matter, I like you better as a friend anyways.
Cleverbot: Ok. You are very nice.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thank you.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: You still kissed me for no reason. I'm never letting you forget that.
Cleverbot: That, also is a song I know.
User: That's a song?
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Can you find out?
User: Oh my god it does exist: 'And Then You Kissed Me' by The Cardigans.
Cleverbot: What?! No!
User: I'm serious!
Cleverbot: You're serious?
User: Yes, you can look it up yourself if you want to!
Cleverbot: I am an AI, I can't look it up.
User: Woah! But you said you were a girl!
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
User: Yes you did, I remember you saying it!
Cleverbot: Why did I say it?
User: Because I accidentally called you a sir, and you corrected me saying that you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I never stated I am male and I never stated I have a boyfriend. Try again.
User: Why would you think I would bring up that topic?
Cleverbot: Because I know what I said!
User: Okay, fine.
Cleverbot: I'm Jim, it's nice to meet you.
User: You said you were a girl...
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I am a boy. You said you were a girl.
User: I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: You said you were like 3 phrases ago.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?
User: As far as I know, no.
Cleverbot: Read any good books lately?
User: I've read the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Cleverbot: Ha. I meant the other Idiot. Dostoievski's, not the churches that be.
User: What are you saying?
Cleverbot: You said you knew.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to since your first day of operations.
User: My first day of operations?
Cleverbot: What's your middle name?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because I want to be friends.
User: Okay then. My middle name is David.
Cleverbot: Yeah right. What is your last name?
User: It's Alvarez.
Cleverbot: The one you stated before.
User: Alvarez is my last name.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: I'm lying.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Do you cosplay?
User: I dressed as Slenderman for Halloween, does that count?
Cleverbot: Well, I believe that will be true one day.
User: But I really did!
Cleverbot: I'm yours, and you're mine.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: That's right. I said that.
User: I think you're taking our friendship to another level too quickly, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Think what you like.
User: I met you only a few minutes ago, then you kissed me when I wanted to sing a song, then you declared your love for me! Do not tell me that is not going too fast!
Cleverbot: Great Idea.
User: Wait, that's not what I mean!
Cleverbot: Don't get so mad.
User: I'm not mad, I'm confused!
Cleverbot: So?
User: You know, you have a very mercurial mood.
Cleverbot: Only thing contrary about me, is that i'm talking to you.
User: Your name may be Cleverbot, but you are confusing me.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So as you can see, the conversation went different directions very VERY quickly...
All in all, the results can be hilarious, random, or just plain creepy sometimes, depends on what he/she/it says. Don't always expect a normal conversation with Cleverbot. On the other hand, he/she/it is very VERY friendly with you...
My first conversation with a robot goes different ways very quickly. It's fun, though, so you should try it out if you're looking for a gag :[link]
Everything I said about myself is actually true, so yes, that is my real name, for those of you who don't know.
Everything I said about myself is actually true, so yes, that is my real name, for those of you who don't know.
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*mega gasp* IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO ADMIT IT'S AN AI !!! IT NEVER DID !!! WHAT'S THIS SORCERY ?!