Some bandit called Archer a lizard, and he doesn't very much appreciate that. Have you ever been in a fistfight with an Argonian? Even if so, you've never been in a fistfight with Archer.
He's a lean, green, fighting machine, and if you're a bandit... you'll end up like this poor fellow about to get smashed into the floor headfirst.
And those silly console commands? They won't save you, either.
Originally taken from the Skyrim 1.5 Beta patch.
Still Pissin' Off Argonians? Sequel: fav.me/d4v44nj