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Don't Piss Off An Argonian by HelloMyNameIsEd Don't Piss Off An Argonian by HelloMyNameIsEd
Some bandit called Archer a lizard, and he doesn't very much appreciate that. Have you ever been in a fistfight with an Argonian? Even if so, you've never been in a fistfight with Archer.

He's a lean, green, fighting machine, and if you're a bandit... you'll end up like this poor fellow about to get smashed into the floor headfirst.

And those silly console commands? They won't save you, either.

Originally taken from the Skyrim 1.5 Beta patch.

Still Pissin' Off Argonians? Sequel: fav.me/d4v44nj
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student
*pisses off argonian by repeatedly poking for hours on end*
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I see that you like to live dangerously.
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student
yes
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rbingham2000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Ah yes. A great deal of my Dragonborn (axe and shield Nord)'s fights tend to end with her sending whoever pissed her off to the ground and smashing his face or chest in with her armored heel -- which is VERY painful considering she likes to wear heavy ebony armor. One of THE more brutal kill moves I've come across (Dance of Death mod FTW).
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Yeah, those kill moves can be pretty nasty, especially some of the unarmed ones (this is probably one of the more painful-looking ones).
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Mindjock Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'Looks like he's gonna do the Bane break.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
"Hold still, this will only sting for a moment!"
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LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it when an entire group of bandits think they're hot shit and they say "You think you stand a chance?!" and then I hit them one time... and then they all die :iconlooolplz:. This pic pretty much explains my time in Skyrim :XD:.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
The main tactic of a bandit is to shout death threats at something until it dies. 
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LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seems legit :lol:. Well, there is also that other tactic where they try shoot an arrow at your kneecap in the hopes that you become a Whiterun Guard :iconhurrhurrplz:. However, that one was also proven ineffective against Dovahkiin :iconlooolplz:.
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