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Don't Piss Off An Argonian by HelloMyNameIsEd Don't Piss Off An Argonian by HelloMyNameIsEd
Some bandit called Archer a lizard, and he doesn't very much appreciate that. Have you ever been in a fistfight with an Argonian? Even if so, you've never been in a fistfight with Archer.

He's a lean, green, fighting machine, and if you're a bandit... you'll end up like this poor fellow about to get smashed into the floor headfirst.

And those silly console commands? They won't save you, either.

Originally taken from the Skyrim 1.5 Beta patch.

Still Pissin' Off Argonians? Sequel: fav.me/d4v44nj
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scourg28111 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Tchhhh 
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
?
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scourg28111 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Argonians.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
I know, right? They're so freaking ugly and generally creepy-looking, aren't they?
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scourg28111 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
Yes, and I just don't like them. XD
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student
*pisses off argonian by repeatedly poking for hours on end*
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I see that you like to live dangerously.
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student
yes
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rbingham2000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Ah yes. A great deal of my Dragonborn (axe and shield Nord)'s fights tend to end with her sending whoever pissed her off to the ground and smashing his face or chest in with her armored heel -- which is VERY painful considering she likes to wear heavy ebony armor. One of THE more brutal kill moves I've come across (Dance of Death mod FTW).
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Yeah, those kill moves can be pretty nasty, especially some of the unarmed ones (this is probably one of the more painful-looking ones).
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Mindjock Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'Looks like he's gonna do the Bane break.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
"Hold still, this will only sting for a moment!"
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LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it when an entire group of bandits think they're hot shit and they say "You think you stand a chance?!" and then I hit them one time... and then they all die :iconlooolplz:. This pic pretty much explains my time in Skyrim :XD:.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
The main tactic of a bandit is to shout death threats at something until it dies. 
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LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seems legit :lol:. Well, there is also that other tactic where they try shoot an arrow at your kneecap in the hopes that you become a Whiterun Guard :iconhurrhurrplz:. However, that one was also proven ineffective against Dovahkiin :iconlooolplz:.
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KillerCroc133166 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol awesome!!!!!
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
Thanks! I rather like the unarmed killmoves they added.
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KillerCroc133166 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No prob. Ya those are all move they added.
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argonianbud Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hulk smash
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
"Enough! All of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by..."
*flattens*
"Puny god..."
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OniVrask Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol! Love it! Calixto learned not to piss of an Argonian when he ate my Rosethorn's fist.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
Argonians are pretty dangerous... it's not smart to insult someone with sharp claws and teeth.
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OniVrask Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
For sure! I went to attack him she just grabbed him and beat his head in with her fist. I was so proud of that moment and the spectators all just standing there watching his pitiful death. :)
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gamecupcake Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OMG ITS JOHN SSSSSSSSSSENA
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Tamrielic Champion of Skyrim!
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Just4Fun02 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student Artist
My OC Rekbah the Argonian is very happy! He's not alone! I love argonians and dark elves.
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Organizationsurvivor Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Call Archer a lizard. Yeah I think the pavement agrees that was a great idea.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Never trust the pavement's ideas; it tends to get oneself killed.
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Organizationsurvivor Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Really? From what I can see, Archer trusted the pavement's idea and it seems to have worked out well for him.
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AdmiralCarsten Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
Now why would I insult archer, since he is my egg-brother (meaning a fellow Argonian).
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ViolaNarRayya Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
bare hand kill move?
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
Yeah, it's an unarmed kill move.
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ViolaNarRayya Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
dammit
Why did I took a one handed fighting Nord?
next time I take an unarmed Argonian
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
Argonians get extra damage from their claws, which helps.

I don't blame you for choosing Nord; they're freakin' VIKINGS. Just as awesome as Dinosaur-men in my opinion. :D
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ViolaNarRayya Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I like the sheds of the Argonians more than the body hair of the Nord anyway. Even if the Skyrim argonians are not so beautyful like the Oblivion argonians
Yes one of this freakin' vikings with Wuutrath is awesome too
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GRIFFINOFNUKES Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Argonians are the 2nd best unarmed fighters in all of Tamriel. its suicide to mess with them
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Yes, Khajiit claws are longer and can be retracted, but cat-people aren't as cool as dinosaur people!
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GRIFFINOFNUKES Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ikr
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OblivionDreamer Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
wait til dawnguard comes out and you'll be summoning a horse from hell!

well it's more like the netherworld but it's a skeleton horse that you can summon as a mount :P
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Ooh! I think I'll call it Snowdrop! In memory of my old fallen horse, who was turned into a Sweetroll. By me.

*sniff* :tears:
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OblivionDreamer Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
another victim of Wabbajack?

actually his name is Arvak...

here's a link:
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well we can say that you reunited with your dead horse... and somehow his corpse is found... and is on fire
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Uryalgreycut Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice blow. I love when you break that enemie's neck...
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
It is a little-known fact that in Black Marsh, Argonians are taught the sacred martial art of "Beating-Your-Enemy-Into-A-Bloody-Pulp".

:lol:
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Uryalgreycut Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD
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zippo12 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconlikeabossplz:
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
Falcon Punch! (like a boss)
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ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
For your own safety, never piss of an Argonian. Or Orc.

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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
Yeah, Orcs are cool too, but Argonians are like dinosaurs.

With opposable thumbs.
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ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
I know something about it. :D
TES actually, start interesting me, after I find out your hero can be a lizard. And after few days - POOF! New TES fan. :D

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ladyofthewilds Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now this is one marsh-brother you don't want to cross. bandits be warned!! XD
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