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Big Mistake, Thalmor by HelloMyNameIsEd Big Mistake, Thalmor by HelloMyNameIsEd
A cool screenshot I took in Skyrim, and I decided to upload.

The Thalmor have unkowingly commited the greatest blunder in their lives, and they will pay dearly for it.
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:iconelch1ko:
ElCh1ko Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Prepare Uranus
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
I'd have taken him to be someone who'd root more for Mars... y'know, the god of war? Though I guess the Spartan would call him Ares instead of using the Roman name...
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fugimoto Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
ooooooh that not gonna end well..... AT ALL!!!! :katana:
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Darn right, son!
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:iconsenna369:
Senna369 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Let me guess...the Thalmor stole your sweetroll...
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
"Spartans! Lay down your inferior pastries!"

"Thalmor! COME AND GET THEM!"
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:iconsenna369:
Senna369 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS. IS. SKYRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
*cues Skyrim theme song as Thalmor fall down a conveniently-placed pit of doom*
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:iconsenna369:
Senna369 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hells yes XD
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:icontrigger-happy-lumen:
trigger-happy-lumen Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014

....your going to kill them with a monster truck hbcap? XD

 

seriously though, where do I findths shield in game

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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
How dare you mock a Spartan Aspis? :P

The shield and armor is from this mod, it gives Spartan armor and weapons: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
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trigger-happy-lumen Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
I meant the shield is really big XD and oh ok
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:iconmatthew-123:
matthew-123 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SpartaaaaaaaaaaShake Sparta Shake Sparta Shake Sparta 
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
*Kick*
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:iconpwnsage:
pwnsage Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Needs more bottomless-pits-of-doom.
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heart4art7 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"What you have are blades, and the hope is, that when you finally swing at me I'll no longer be standing, otherwise you'll all be dead before you've regained your stance."
Plus 10 retro points if you get the reference
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
V for Vendetta, that movie was amazing. :D
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heart4art7 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ahhh nostalgia... feels good
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:iconsparduck117:
Sparduck117 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
almost a fair fight... FOR THE THALMOR
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Nah, it's a one-sided fight. Spartan man's gonna be wearing those pointed ears as trophies later.
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Sparduck117 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Clarification: they almost have enough to take on a dragonborn. just add a couple hundred thalmor and it will be even
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robinmad Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
To be honest though the Spartans used the landscape to their advantage but boy there goin to get massacred
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:iconsparduck117:
Sparduck117 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
but this is the dragonborn with a spartan shield.
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:iconrobinmad:
robinmad Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
True
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OniVrask Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You can add to tghat list turn into a werewolf and bite their heads off, and summon ghost wolves/werewolfves to help fight. Or i guess change into a Vampire Lord and just own them?

Either way the Thalmor are just idiotic...their intelligence is in serious question, even the Imperials and Stormcloaks surely get the point eventually.
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:iconvarvendale:
Varvendale Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Will they really attack you like this in the game?!
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
They will only attack you if you piss them off enough, as in, killing their henchmen enough whenever they're escorting a prisoner in the wilds.
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carlodagunz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
question: does this shield do more damage in a bash than a vanilla shield?
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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I don't think so, no, but it should.
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carlodagunz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
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GodzillaKing Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Spartan uses the Shout of the Spartans. Very effective. Whips out half of Skyrim.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Poor Skyrim, it'd never know what hit it.
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CyberMonkey21 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
This makes me question their superiority claims, the fact that they need a large group to take down a single person.
Lol Delphine took out entire teams of Thalmor assassins.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
He's a freakin' Spartan, you can't kill him with a few elves. I'd actually feel sorry for the elves.
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CyberMonkey21 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
And that's why I doubt their superior claims, if they can't kill a human with about 10 soldiers and need like over 50, then they ain't superior to humans.
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robinmad Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well they are fascist bastards there should be a mod were you can destroy the dominion
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Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
How about a 3rd? Never corner a crazy german doctor whos armed with a bowie knife and a gun that literally shoots lightning.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
Ah yes, how could I forget Dr. Richtofen?

"Don't be afraid of death...be afraid of ze DOCTOR!"
*insane laughter*
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Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Just like mentos and coke in big packs, RUN LIKE FUCK and you wont get splat'd, or in this case, killed
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pancakeminezz Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That isn't spartan armor, /i mean it looks like it but all it is a rare imperial helmet with the solitude gaurd outfit... I think
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Nope, it's Spartan armor. It's from a mod, which adds Spartan armor and weapons, and it also adds Leonidas as a follower.
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pancakeminezz Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
oh awsome! ... Dang it why can't the xbox version have mods!
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HugoLuman Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
What I don't get is why they keep attacking a person known to be able to, among other things, freeze people solid, breathe fire, stop time, summon lightning, and send people flying back 20 feet, all using only his voice.

Seriously, you'd think they'd get a clue after a while, or at least change their tactics. Maybe they just hope that if they send enough elves after you they'll get lucky once.
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rappunzell14 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Don't forget summoning a dragon to help kick ass...
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:iconhugoluman:
HugoLuman Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
*Just beat game* And summon the ghosts of legendary heroes.
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rappunzell14 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
The heroes are less useful to me than the Dragon...the Heroes tend to get in my way whereas the Dragon does his own thing, out of my way (AKA toasting the bandits and eating them)
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HugoLuman Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
But nonetheless, why the Thalmor continue to waste resources on someone who clearly outmatched their agents is anyone's guess.
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rappunzell14 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
Sheer stubbornness?
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:iconhugoluman:
HugoLuman Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
Dovahkiin out-stubborns them :D
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