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Pirate Jokes abound!

Don't worry; she won't have to wear the eyepatch for long! Thank god for Restoration Magic.
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Agawaer Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
Oh, dear. :XD:
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:iconzorpike:
zorpike Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And that's why Lydia wears safety goggles in bed.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Better than wearing an eyepatch, I guess.
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SciopiustheGreat1 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Scratch that, a whole blast helm.
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Sejuay Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
/me wonders how backwards-pointing horns nailed her in the eyes, and settles on reverse doggy-style.
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KataWolf Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
I don't wanna know the details
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Just know that the same rule applies to Daedric armor: people won't want to get near someone who can unintentionally impale them with their armor.
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KataWolf Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Well, at least with the Daedric armor you can look somewhat badass while accidentally stabbing someone =)
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Nazaru Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Well Lydia shouldn't complain. Her eye will heal with restoration magic. Oenonmaus (who shares the name lost his eye to the Egyptian when he stabbed it with his dagger, and then his life the next episode. Ah but, I can't stay mad at my wife. Even if it is one from a parallel universe.
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....why would you be mad at Lydia over this?
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Nazaru Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
Just saying people had worse fates than having to temporarly wear an eye patch. Some have to wear one permanently.
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
"I've got a patch on my eye... I'm an armored, Nordic cyclops! They've got more ******************************** than they've got the likes of me!"
D:
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Elistix Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DEMOMAN
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Indeed
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PrincessofdarknessX6 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: that can happen
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Yes, which is why you must always be careful when doing certain things.
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Eridan1107 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Put's a whole new meaning on the term "Use protection" doesn't it? ;)
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Such is the price, I guess, for Lydia having an... "exotic" husband. :P
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ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
That's why you can't be safe even in your own bed. Especially, when you are having fun with your wife.

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:iconhellomynameised:
HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Well, it's all fun until someone gets their eye poked. Safety should always be a priority.
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NorroenDyrd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Actually, my first association was Nadine from Twin Peaks... But that would have been WAY too scary. ;P
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gnhtd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
lol XD ! It's hard to not make a pirate joke... XD
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Just don't let her hear you...she won't take it too well.
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MyArtIsMyBass Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yarr I am sworn to carry yer booty! Arr!
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
If she hears you say that, then you'd better start running.
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MyArtIsMyBass Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aye, as ye wish me thane. Yarr
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How does she handle pirate jokes?
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HelloMyNameIsEd Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
I don't imagine she takes them very well, not anymore at least.
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